Man, I am so card dead at the moment, it’s pretty bad.
Good thing I am good at folding and sitting on my fat ass otherwise the few hands which I do get I would go butt wild crazy with.
Here are two examples of what I mean; first hand I have 1010 and limp behind on the button. Some fat donkey raises out of the blinds with 77. Everyone calls, I call.
Flop 886. Donk bets £15. Action folds around to me, I pop to £50 (with £110 is behind). Donk flats.
Turn 7. Board 8867. Donk insta jams. Lol! I tank and pass. If he checks, I jam, he calls, and he makes £110 more. He must have obviously felt bad about the turn card!
Second hand, I have “The Horse” railing me, and call a £11 mid position raise on the button with J10 suited. I would usually pass this hand with 100BB stacks, but meh I called along with some old donk who looks like he is about to die.
Flop comes down Jack high. Pre flop raiser leads for £30. I pass, “The Horse” is mumbling “..how the fuck do you not peal one off there..?”
Turn is a King, the pre flop raiser bets £75, old donk calls. River Jack. Check, jam, call. Old donk has AJ.
I am upset I called £11 pre flop, but even after being card dead for hours I don’t get excited flopping top pair and am able to analyse situations individually.
Oh well. Even more frustrating is the fact that chips are flying around the table, random cunts are hitting nut nut coolers or sucking out like Brazilian hookers.
What can you do eh?
At least I have a lovely night bus journey home...
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