Vomit

OK so firstly I just read the previous post back to myself. Sounds worse than it actually is.

Funny how shit just comes out when you write.

Well last night I was on the bus to The Vic, I had my headphones on, and some fat, smelly homeless bum threw a fucking chip at me (chip as in fish and chips).

Not in a spiteful way though, he just wanted to get my attention, and apparently he had been shouting and I hadn’t heard him. Yeah so why not just fucking throw a chip at me?

The bus stunk because of him, a mixture of shit, piss and vinegar, with the windows steaming up. My god I felt sick.

Then on the 5am bus back home, there was so much vomit on the seats, on the floor, half the bus was fucking covered by vomit. Fucking hell.

Well I just thought I would share.